Friday, September 5, 2008

Enjoy the Hot Girls At USU While They're Around


A couple of years ago, I was working with a good friend of mine who had recently graduated from USU. We were talking about USU and the plethora of attractive females that it seemed to have. However, he presented a theory that I have come to somewhat believe. He stated that the "hot" girls on the USU Logan campus were all part of an effort to maintain retention of students. He presented the idea that the University paid attractive girls to walk around campus in the fall when the weather was nice. Of course they would be obliged to wear somewhat revealing clothing as to draw as much attention to them as possible. This would be done in an effort to remind the USU male students of how much they loved USU and likewise how much they had missed it over the summer. During the winter there wouldn't be much use for the "hotties" so they would then disappear only to return when the weather in Logan would once again be conducive to shorts, skirts, and tank tops in the spring. The good looking ladies would then remind the male students how great USU was and that they (the boys) would surely be missing USU over the summer. Is it true? I don't know, but pay attention around campus as the weather changes and just take notice.

4 comments:

  1. Interesting theory. I need a job... maybe the university will hire me to walk around and "look good." Wishful thinking I guess!

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  2. oh man trent.
    you kill me.
    and just so you know, this is not a new theory...it's been around for ages.

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  3. Trent, you are simply hilairous! I started with your first post and ended with the very last because you seriously kill me. (oh maybe I was just trying to kill time at work, either way you're still funny) Hope things are going good for you!

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  4. You are a dork Trent.... I guess I'm not hot enough to get paid.. DAMN IT! Why did you have to point that out??? Now I will walk around campus in sweats all the time... You have ruined my USU experience. Thanks a lot!

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